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Welcome to the web space of the organisation of The Cult of King P

King P's gold message of the week:


This is Tha Cult Of King P



welcome to the webpage of the cult of king p

WHAT THA FUCK IS UP WIT THA WORLD??!?



It needs a lot more people like me.

P.S. BIG UP DA SMITMAN, MY NEW CULT MEMBER! KEEP KOOL HOMEY!!!
This is the blessed signature of our gracious leader King P. To get your own personally written autograph just send £50 cash sterling to the organisation of The Cult of King P [send an email for more info (link located at the bottom of the page)]. Thank You.


(Now how true is that-Editor)

Our Mission

We aim to create an utopian society for all, with the gracious leader, King P, ruling over all, may he have pity on our souls.

Cult Profile

We are a group of people who have pledged all our worldly possessions to the gracious King P, gaining in return, everlasting peace and happiness, the results of the magic pills given to us by our merciful and generous leader. May he be ever happy.

Quotes from a few of the satisfied members:

"The leader is amazing, generous and all merciful". Hugh Jazz
"I used to be depressed, now all I do is laugh!" Homer Sexual
"The greatest thing I have done in my life is to join this dynamic new society". Martin Owen

 

The leader is our Lord, God and all merciful ruler. May he be ever pleased.

 

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